"My website is full of what you could say... surprises"

"I've never worked on any frameworks... I work from home"

"I like work remote... the server was located in Tennessee"

"I Googled you guys already and I consider you my very close friends!"

"I hope to meet you so we can talk about computers... sometime"

"I'm a gentalmen and I like to take care of my people"

"I don't drink much"